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PostSubject: Best excuse yet....   Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:18 pm

As you all know Caitlin & me poorly. Im a lot better today just wrecked from only having cpl hrs sleep last night due to Caitlin having croup/coughing most of night.

Think poor Stuart is feeling left out. I texted him to tell him that Caitlin had been ill last night and that we needed bread/milkk etc. He rang me to inform me that a girl in work had to read the text to him as he had burst a blood vessel in his eye and could see black floaters/pink vision Rolling Eyes (Quite the drama king is stuart).
I asked how he did it and he made me promise not to tell my mum as its a tad embarassing.... he was doing a poo last night and strained to hard . Laughing How flipping hard do you have to strain to burst a blood vessel in your eye! Shocked

He has been in bed since lunch, got up there to complain of sore head and took himself back to bed as he wasnt getting enough sympathy. It is funny, but in all seriousness I am a bit peeved. I know iv been in bed ill the last few days but at least he goes home at night and gets a decent 7-8hrs kip. I on the other hand am wrecked and am nearly guarnteed to be up all night with Caitlin having bad croup again. I cant even kick his arse outta bed due to fear that his headache is the sign of a seizure coming on due to tiredness.

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PostSubject: Re: Best excuse yet....   Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:20 pm

I think we can safely say that poo was not ready to come out if he had to strain that hard! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Best excuse yet....   Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:26 pm

I dared to point that out to him but apparently he needed to go and what did I expect him to do? - eh to not make yourself blind in the process would be a start.... at that point he slunk back off to bed with 'a headache' Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Best excuse yet....   Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:30 pm

Lmao! I'm sorry but that made me laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Best excuse yet....   Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:46 pm

it must have been an epic brown baby!! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Best excuse yet....   Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:58 pm

hahahaa at Lauras comment!
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PostSubject: Re: Best excuse yet....   Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:06 pm

what an *rse! i would be royally f*cked off at him, and not give him sympathy! i bet he did it on purpose! hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Best excuse yet....   Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:09 pm

OMG mari! I didnt know you swore? Shocked Shocked Shocked I thought you were a religious lady!
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PostSubject: Re: Best excuse yet....   Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:19 pm

Laughing hmmmmmmmm! not me but i do think we had a conversation about quakers...having said that they are allowed swearwords aren't they? perhaps not Laughing oops...

ok ok i'll rephrase:
what a meanie! i would be really aggravated with him! Very Happy better?
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PostSubject: Re: Best excuse yet....   Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:21 pm

OMG sorry stuart but that is very very funny!


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